Chronicles of the Jung Dynasty
Servant of House Jung
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Good day ladies and gentlemen,
My name is Digby and I will be assisting our Lord on this vessel into the unexplored expanse. I care nothing for xenos or treasure as long as my master has a tidy shirt and good form. Everyone should take a page out of my master’s book and remain fabulous at all times! Remember posture and eloquence is just as important as knowing how to use a las pistol! Please let me know if you have any issues with your voyage, and I will present those to my master for deliberation. My master can be cantankerous at times, and it is best that you not trifle with him while he is in one his moods. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Marcellus Folkner is a true gentlemans! He introduced me to a strange brew on the zurface of planet Creel, and I have to say it was <hiccup> very enjoyable. My new orders from state that I should assist Sir Folkner in any way possible.